....gOod nEws tO aLl smOkeRs......

The inteRnaTionAl t0baCco syYdicAte oN iT's
g0ldEn aNnivErsaRy wiShEs t0 iNviTe alL sm0keRs
of alL agEs t0 j0in iT's biGgeSt anNiveRsAry swEepStaKes dRaw
whEre evEry sm0ker is A sUre wiNner....

alL the smokers have the chance to win
the following major prizes:

1st prize:
a brand new cancer,
bronchial infection,
goiter,
sinusitis,
migraine,
cerebral tumor,
paralysis,
hypertension,
asthma.

2nd prize:
special hepatitis,
meningitis,
bronchitis

3rd prize:
colored TB
emphysema
arteriosclerosis
giggivitis
rheumatic heart disease
lung cancer

you can also have the chance to win consolation
prizes such as:
tartar deposit......
bad breath
stained teeth
appetite loss
swelled gums

>>>remember that the more sticks you puff, the more chances of easy winning!!!fabulous prizes are waiting for you!you can be the next lucky winner!!!!please claim your prize at the nearest FUNERAL PARLOR!!!^_^